STAY CLASSY: Summer Camp Do's and Don'ts
Since David Wain confirmed a Wet Hot American Summer sequel, it's got me thinking of some Do's and Don'ts of Summer Camp.
DO bring your own pillow! You don’t know what kind of critters are living in those used ones!
DO bring a swimsuit, you’re going to get wet.
DO become friends with your camp counselor. You’re never going to get away with anything if you’re not “in” with the counselor.
DO shower regularly. I know you’re at camp, but personal hygiene should still be maintained.
Don't forget to bring your Shakespearean Insults!
DON’T get eaten by a bear. That’s totally lame.
DON’T play in the poison ivy. You WILL regret it.
DON’T follow all of the rules, all of the time. That’s boring!
DON’T hump any fridges!
What are some other do’s and don’ts of summer camp?
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3 comments
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Hilarious post Elizabeth! Love wet hot american summer...can't wait for the sequel!
In the spirit of the movie...
DO prepare yourself for things to get a little crazy when you visit town, even if you're only gone for "one hour"...:D -
Don't tell your 7yr old to check out that strange noise in the woods
Don't walk around with a hockey mask
Don't assume you are some gifted canoe expert and show off
Do have fun running to other tents and yelling "its coming", then run off
Do have hanging out at the campfire but Don't have fun re-calling the night before when you were jumping over it. -
DO enjoy the bbq sauce and DON'T care if it gets all over your face
DON'T make out on the jetty and let a kid drown
DON'T make out on a boat and let a kid fall off his water skis and drown
DON'T let your mouth taste like a burger or your guy won't like you any more
MAYBE make out with a girl when a crazy wind storm is blowing inside
(your character got up to a lot of making out.....)
:)
Also, a sequel? Awesome!
