Elizabeth Banks

You can’t just give a hipster baby a set of plastic bowling pins and a copy of Pat the Bunny. Unless those bowling pins are shaped like the characters from The Brady Bunch and the copy of Pat the Bunny is actually a collection of conceptual art from the film Donnie Darko, such gifts simply won’t do.

Since I have no idea where to procure either of the above items, probably because they don’t exist, I am providing this simple guide to help everyone fulfill their hipster baby shopping obligations:

Hipster Baby Clothes: Steve Buscemi Baby Onesie $21

As the product copy states, “his beautiful mug should be on your child.” Get it here.

Hipster Baby Shoes: Mustache Booties $19

This is required footwear for any baby who wishes to identify as “hipster.” Get them here.

Hipster Baby Toys: Vintage Fisher Price Phonograph $33

It’s never too early to introduce your child to rare Johnny Cash vinyl. Also, it’s very Moonrise Kingdom. And if your baby gets that reference, they are definitely hipster. Get it here.

Hipster Baby Party Essentials: Baby Ugly Sweater $12

When it comes to apparel, hipster babies don’t “do” cute. Get it here.

Hipster Baby Best Friends: A Pet Wombat

Do you know any hipster babies? What will you / would you buy for one?
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Listening to “Is This Christmas?” by The Wombats

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