Elizabeth Banks

Arggghhh. Yep, that’s how you need to preface every sentence you speak today, National Talk Like a Pirate Day. The people who invented this holiday insist upon it, as do we. If you want to full-on dominate this holiday, you can also:

Sing like a pirate 

Dress like a pirate

Become really good at drawing a turtle pirate

Or all of the above. That’s what we recommend.

What's on Chris Brown's neck?

How are you celebrating National Talk Like a Pirate Day?