STAY CLASSY: Orgasms vs. Blackheads
Apparently, people want to debate this. I report, you decide. Reactions to my tweet:
Here are some of the best (and the worst-best) responses on Facebook and Twitter:
@3storybooks i’ve never gotten a scar from an orgasm.#DONTPOPIT
@1988project grossly enough, in my class one day, one female student popped the zit of another female student
@_malfoys Just woke up and @ElizabethBanks has already ruined me for the day. She's talented. #love
Packie W. You should try both at the same time.
Charles H. I guess it sort of is orgasmic, a sudden release of pressure. gross.
Florian P. I am always glad when realising that celebs have the same problems and joys as us common mortals.
Greg R. Wow. That may be more effective than "Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!"
Rick R. The same could be said for a good BM, Thats funny but true right there!
Hector B. oh god you describe my life in 14 words...
Thomas P. Haha Elizabeth is sooo my kinda girl. Dead sexy but weird!
Kyle R. So, will this now become a creepy sexual innuendo? "I'd like to pop her blackhead."
Mark R. thanks for the excerpt from "Fifty Shades of Black(head)" ..
Westley S. Especially when it hits the mirror with full on force!
Now let's talk flossing - how good does it feel to get a seed out?!?
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As much as I love to pop an ugly blackhead nothing beats a properly educed orgasm!
And you Elizabeth give me something to think about for the moment! You are so incredibly beautiful! -
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Well I guess the important thing is whether you're alone or not...cuz when I'm with my lover, the Big "O" is way more than just a good feeling...I always feel closer to her when we collapse into each other's arms after an hour of love making....topped by popping a black head?? like ewe...I want what you're smoking...hahaha..luv U EB.... -
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There's a third option, Elizabeth, when you receive a valous package
, this is covered with a plastic with bubbles that you can break and it's like popped blackhead -
As for the ecstasy of flossing, the best is when you get the popcorn kernel out that's been eluding you for days. Popcorn kernels are so freakin' sneaky because they mold themselves to the shape of your tooth and it's just by chance that you feel it. -
I got absolutely no clever or funny answers to this! But if you think about it, its all pretty disgusting... Just look at what you have to do to get there.... ;)
And Emma I totally agree! -
I really couldn't agree more. There is something oddly euphoric about popping something disgusting. It's that moment of "EWWW!! That was so AWESOME!!" My husband thinks I'm weird, but whatever. But you shouldn't do that stuff in public. It is one of those weird things that people do in private but you never talk about (like looking at your poo before you flush).
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hahaha I love this! Your so quirky Elizabeth its so nice to see a celebrity who isn't afraid to get weird!
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You have some pretty interesting questions. I think it feels pretty great especially if you're out with someone and the thing is stuck throughout dinner. -
I once saw a girl popping another girl's bacne in a mall food court. IN THE FOOD COURT! For some reason I felt like I was witnessing a very intimate act. -
Sigh, you saw my tweet. Cue the flailing that happens whenever you recognise me!! Ily, Elizabeth. :) -
